I registered this domain name 16 years ago. I think I have procrastinated long enough.

The procrastination part is only partially true. I've had stuff here since the bitter beginning; I've just ignored it for years at a time. Today is going to be different. I am going to cut the mustard and update this here website. And this landmark achievement will mark one day in a row! That's right folks. I am on a roll! The big question is whether or not I'll remember tomorrow that I did something today? But wait now, lets not get ahead of ourselves. Let's get this post done first. Today I am going to talk about... Well Drat! I forgot what I was going to say. Something about a website? What website? Nevermind...